A naked West Palm Beach Florida man claiming to be from another earth was arrested on Monday. Now, we know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t everyone in Florida technically from another planet?” But trust me, this story is even more bizarre than your typical Florida man headline.
It all started when local shop employee spotted a naked white man strolling past the establishment. And let’s be clear, this wasn’t just a casual shirtless walk – we’re talking full-on birthday suit, with all the goods on display for the world to see. Of course, in Florida, this is practically a Tuesday, but the police were still called to the scene.
According to WPBF, when officers arrived, they found the man. The naked man, identified as Jason Smith was strolling down the street with no clothes on. He wasn’t shy either. Proudly showcasing his genitals to anyone who cared to look. And despite the officer’s best efforts, Smith was initially reluctant to give any information about himself. Apparently, he didn’t have a social security number or ID card from any state.
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But things got even weirder when Smith claimed he was from a different earth. Wow. We have officially made contact with extraterrestrial life! Turns out they’re just as prone to public nudity as we are. Of course, Smith later backtracked and claimed he actually lived in West Palm Beach, but we’re not sure we believe him at this point.
In any case, Smith was eventually charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer without violence, and disorderly conduct. And while we don’t condone public nudity, we have to admit that this is one Florida man story that truly takes the cake. Let’s just hope that if there are any other aliens walking among us, they have the decency to at least wear a pair of pants.
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