Naked & High Woman Lights Florida Man’s Apartment
Sometimes it’s pretty cool to have a strange woman take a shower at your home. Visions of making your way through the steam to find a hottie all lathered up…
She left the apartment, naked and high.
(Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)Sometimes it's pretty cool to have a strange woman take a shower at your home. Visions of making your way through the steam to find a hottie all lathered up in your bathroom are the stuff Hollywood movies are made of.
But sometimes fantasies can turn into nightmares, like when Florida man allowed a local homeless woman to get cleaned up in his apartment. She had done so before, so he wasn't particularly concerned about letting the woman into his place. But this day was unlike the previous days. On this day, 46-year-old Maria Dawson reportedly stepped up her game a bit, which resulted in her facing arson and attempted murder charges. According to police in Miami-Dade, the man often allowed Dawson, who is homeless, to shower at his home. The apartment is for low-income renters and is owned by Miami-Dade County. In the early afternoon last Sunday, investigators say Dawson arrived at the victim's apartment to take a shower. The victim told police he saw Dawson leave his apartment after she cleaned up, but didn't talk to her because he was busy cooking a meal. Shortly after that, police say, the man smelled smoke.
According to investigators, the man rushed toward the aroma. When he reached his bedroom, he saw thick smoke coming from under the door. That's when he discovered that the door was locked. After he broke the door open, the man saw that his closet was fully engulfed in flames. The fire appeared to have been started in a pile of clothes that was on the closet floor. The victim reportedly tried to put out the fire with a garden hose, but was unsuccessful. Firefighters arrived shortly after they were called to the scene. Unfortunately, the flames and water from fire hoses damaged the dwelling severely.
Right about that time, police received a report of a naked woman wandering in the area. They quickly found the woman and noted that she appeared to be under the influence of drugs. The woman also claimed to have not slept in 17 days. Dawson was treated at a local hospital and then taken to jail. Source: Local10News.com
Mean Mugging 2022
Dave and Chuck’s Top Mugshots of 2022
Some of you did some mischievous things in 2022 giving us the top mugshots of 2022! Hoping for a more legal year in 2023!
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He-Man Would NEVER Do This!
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50 Shades of Yowza!
That escalated quickly.
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Britney Spears has been posting nudes on her Instagram since the beginning of the year. (And there's no sign that she's slowing down.) Though she posts and deletes sometimes and even deactivates her account for periods at a time, one thing remains certain: she will figure out a way to post a nude. In between her dance videos, inspirational quotes and throwback photos, the "Hold Me Closer" singer isn't afraid to show the world her naked body.
After being freed from her 13-year conservatorship in November 2021, Britney wasted no time in celebrating her freedom online in any way which she chooses. This hasn't stopped concerned fans from thinking there is still something wrong, with bizarre videos and long-winded captions. The pop icon also never hesitated to call out her family over the course of 2022. Spears said in September that the conservatorship and its fallout had left her feeling that she would rather “s— in [her] f—ing pool than join the entertainment business.” Though there are no plans at the moment, Elton John wants to collaborate with Britney Spears again. Meanwhile, X Factor's Simon Cowell also expressed that he wishes to have her back as a judge.
One huge milestone for Britney, post-conservatorship, was her marriage to Sam Asghari in June. A slew of celebrities attended her big day, including Paris Hilton, Madonna, Selena Gomez, Drew Barrymore, Ansel Elgort and Donatella Versace.
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Feb. 28 - Shine Bright Like A Diamond Emoji
Feb. 28 - Censored By Hands
Feb. 28 - Topless At The Beach
March 1 - Look To The Sky
March 7 - Planning On Having Babies In Polynesia
April 6 - Naked In The Pool With Her Assistant
May 5 - Sawyer Butt
May 9 - 'There Was A Baby Inside Me'
May 9 - Spreading The Love
May 19 - MURICA
May 28 - Not The Same Pic
July 12 - Keep Swimming
July 21 - Alright Alright Alright
July 21 - With Her Cabo Thong
July 21 - Tea Or Coffee?
July 21 - When's Halloween?
July 28 - Truth Matters
Sept. 7 - Calm Down
Sept. 11 - A--ney
Oct. 5 - Radiant And Shining
Oct. 23 - What If Time Is An Illusion?
Oct. 24 - Nothing But A Hat
Nov. 27 - Tub Half Full Kind Of Girl
Dec. 2 - Soaking Up The Rays
He smelled smoke shortly after she left...
