Iguana Shuts Down Power In Entire Florida City, Again

It's getting to the point where I don't care for iguanas. My generalized frustration with the species began several years ago, when my girlfriend and I drove to the Keys for a relaxing weekend of seafood and snorkeling. That was the first time I'd ever noticed how many iuguanas had taken up residence in the region. They sat next to fishermen and waited for opportunities to run off with their catch. They spread themselves out across bike paths, intimidating bicyclists as they passed. They even congregated in the shade of palm trees, looking like gangs of sparkly baby alligators. Whenever I saw them, I opted for another place to get out of the car.
But my general disdain for iguanas pales by comparison to the damage they can do in other ways. Did you know they can weaken sea walls? When they burrow into the ground, they can collapse sidewalks, and even the foundation OF YOUR HOUSE! Do you dislike the little reptilian rodents yet? Well, I've saved the best for last. Iguanas can also knock out power to your entire town. It's already happened several times this year in South Florida. An iguana gets into a power substation, starts wandering around, steps from one electrical post to another, and zzzzaaaapppp!! Now that would be fine if fried iguana tasted like a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, but it tastes more like roadkill with BBQ sauce on it.
The latest city to experience a power outage due to an iguana is Lake Worth Beach, Florida. The city announced via Twitter that an iguana had indeed shut down a region of the city's power grid for a short time on Wednesday. While the power was restored relatively quickly, the critter was still able to plunge the city into darkness for about 35 minutes. The power outage affected over 1,400 customers.
Authorities say safety equipment to prevent the outages seems to be working, but they haven't totally eliminated the threat yet. Iguanas continue to find new ways to screw up our lives...and to off themselves. Green iguanas are not native to Florida. That's why we are still figuring out how to deal with them. The iguanas make the news every winter, when they freeze up and fall from trees. While they may appear to be dead, they are merely in a dormant state due to the cold. When the weather warms, the lizards spring to life and get back to complicating ours. Source: WPTV.com

Rock Stars Who Dress Like Idiots

2022 has been a year of great fashion. But with every high, there is a low. Some stars just couldn't get it together. Whether or not they work with a stylist, these celebs' fashion choices have made us cringe.

Take a look below at the worst-dressed celebrity style's of 2022:

This may be a Fenty collab, but who the hell would wear a bubble gum pink thong bodysuit over sheer tights and those weird heels? Kim's fashion has gotten so much worse since her ex-husband Kanye West stopped styling her.

The Mainstream Sellout proves that you can't rely on your height to look good. We think he took a little bit too much inspiration from the Hellraiser reboot. We get it, you're punk and you like spikes.

Madonna is undeniably a music legend, but let's be real: her excessively provocative style is not it. Don't even get us started on the bleached brows and all those fillers that make her look like an alien...

Oh, Britney. Where do we begin with you? Her fashion sense is like that of a child who picks all of the most random items and gets dressed in the dark. Please stop wearing low-rise bottoms -- we do not want those to come back!

Though Julia Fox can be an innovative style icon, there are times when she does way too much. Sometimes, less can be more and you don't have to make every piece of your outfit to be made of the same material and color.

Jared, you're supposed to be a fashion icon, but this patent leather purple suit just makes you look like a total creep. The pink hair does not make you look more approachable.

Some people may be fans of JT's choice in pants lately, but we are not those people. The oversized dress pant looks like a little boy wo got into hid daddy's closet.

Britney Nude Shots From 2022

Britney Spears has been posting nudes on her Instagram since the beginning of the year. (And there's no sign that she's slowing down.) Though she posts and deletes sometimes and even deactivates her account for periods at a time, one thing remains certain: she will figure out a way to post a nude. In between her dance videos, inspirational quotes and throwback photos, the "Hold Me Closer" singer isn't afraid to show the world her naked body.

After being freed from her 13-year conservatorship in November 2021, Britney wasted no time in celebrating her freedom online in any way which she chooses. This hasn't stopped concerned fans from thinking there is still something wrong, with bizarre videos and long-winded captions. The pop icon also never hesitated to call out her family over the course of 2022. Spears said in September that the conservatorship and its fallout had left her feeling that she would rather “s— in [her] f—ing pool than join the entertainment business.” Though there are no plans at the moment, Elton John wants to collaborate with Britney Spears again. Meanwhile,  X Factor's Simon Cowell also expressed that he wishes to have her back as a judge.

One huge milestone for Britney, post-conservatorship, was her marriage to Sam Asghari in June. A slew of celebrities attended her big day, including Paris Hilton, Madonna, Selena Gomez, Drew Barrymore, Ansel Elgort and Donatella Versace.

Take a look below at the 25 times Britney Spears has posed nude on Instagram:

It's happened a lot...