You know the old saying “Never bring a knife to a machete party”. You don’t? Huh. maybe that’s just one of my sayings. Machete Party.
A homeless man started yelling a numerous people, including waking up a woman who was trying to sleep who says Demetrius Gladden started harassing her and woke her up. I mean, if you can’t get some rest at a bus stop on Fort Myers Beach, where are you supposed to go?
The woman being just woken up, was upset and the two began to argue. Demetrius then pulled a knife on the victim and that’s where things went wrong for Gladden. He pulls a pocket knife, she pulls a machete! That ended the standoff. With no one getting hurt. When authorities arrived, Gladden was arrested.
Hold up, hold up. One more time. Three Year Old Florida Girl ‘Adopts’ Demonic Doll, Takes It To Disney World. Yep, that’s what it says.
Florida Woman Britany Beard was shopping with her family at a Spirit Halloween Store when her 3 year old daughter Briar spotted the demonic doll. When reasoning with her mom, the three year old said “But I’m it’s mommy and it needs me!”
So what can a Mom do? They bought the doll at the Spirit store which Briar named Chloe. The family nicknamed it “Creepy Chloe”. Briar’s 8-year-old sister Belle didn’t want anything to do with it, she’s scared of the doll.
Despite the doll’s horrifying appearance, 3 year old Briar insists on taking care of her ‘baby’ and dressing it up it princess outfits.
Mom Brittany explained their Disney World trip in a facebook post:
“Yesterday we went to Magic Kingdom and Briar insisted on dressing Creepy Chloe in a princess dress and bringing her along. Because creepy babies need Disney magic too I guess? So I dug out Briar’s Haunted Mansion cast member dress to carry through with the theme.
While eating breakfast at the Grand Floridian cafe, they brought out the cast member pastry chef to meet Briar and Creepy Chloe because apparently she loves all things spooky. She said she adored that Briar loved the doll and at the end of the meal, she suprised Briar with an amazing spooky cupcake and a mini handmade chocolate Haunted Mansion poster. It was actually really sweet!
Then we walked over to Magic Kingdom where Briar had a photoshoot with Creepy Chloe. The photographer was eating it up and kept coming up with posing ideas for Chloe. I’m sure it was quite a unexpected change from her usual never ending line of glittery Bippity Boppity Boutique princesses!
Then we of course ventured over to the Haunted Mansion. There was a 50 minute wait to get on the ride but when they saw Briar, they immediately whisked her away into the secret “Servants Quarters” where we got to see the keys to all rooms and the bells that ring to call the servants up. Then they popped us right out into the stretching room. The cast members were waiting for us when the doors opened to present us with official Haunted Mansion Caretaker certificates and to walk us right on to the ride. It was so magical!”
The family decided to document the adventures of Creepy Chloe and Briar on an Instagram page
, which is now up to 5,975 followers, including my follow. It’s been going so well that there’s been an addition to the family….