A Politician Promising to Reduce Bike Theft Gets His Bike Stolen!
This story sounds like it could have been a lyric in that Alanis Morissette song…
A man in Canada is running for mayor, and he gave a speech calling for plans to reduce bike theft. 85 minutes later, his bike was stolen. There aren’t any leads yet.
My orange Rossin bicycle was stolen earlier today, minutes after my announcement to increase AT funding from approximately $4.3 million this year to a of $9.4 million.
— Rick Shone Winnipeg (@RickShone) September 1, 2022
To help me track it down, please contact me at rick@rickshone.ca #wpg22 #wpgpoli #winnipeg pic.twitter.com/UKdMxtWmi3
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Honorable Mention – Menorah Socks
Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can’t lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I’ve actually used!6. The Mensch on a Bench
The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn’t have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.
5. Jerusalem Purse
This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it’s 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.
4. Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater
One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
3. Hannukah Shirt and Tie
Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn’t on board.
