Sean Roberts

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The dock owners asked the man to leave.

A snorkeling tourist got more than he bargained for over the weekend, when he ventured too closely to a dock owned by a local couple. Police say a couple in the Florida Keys attacked a tourist who got too close to their dock on Sunday.
Monroe County Sheriff’s Deputies say they were called to the home of 61-year-old Katia De Oliveira and her husband, 65-year-old Paulo De Oliveira after a report of an attack on a snorkeler. The victim’s family was still sitting in a boat about 25 yards offshore when officers arrived. The family members said that the couple attacked the 36-year-old as he snorkeled through the inlet behind the couple’s home. Officers say the couple warned the man to get away form their dock. He refused to leave and the pair is accused of beating the man with a fishing rod and another pole as retaliation. The victim was treated at a local hospital for lacerations, while the couple was arrested. Paulo is facing a charge of aggravated battery causing bodily harm and Katia has been charged with battery. Source:

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!