Runner Comes in Last Because His Penis Kept Falling Out During Race!
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BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - AUGUST 04: Rasheed Broadbell of Team Jamaica crosses the finish line to claim the gold medal in the Men's 110m Hurdles Final on day seven of the Birmingham 2022 Commonwealth Games at Alexander Stadium on August 04, 2022 in Birmingham, England. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
Decathlon athlete Alberto Nonino had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction during the home straight of the 400-metre race, needing to fiddle with his shorts to cope with a falling dick.