Florida Man Steals Pizza, Eats One Bite, Throws On Ground

Pizza is freaking awesome. If you can manage to find the perfect crust, the perfect sauce and the perfect toppings, you are truly on top of your game. Sometimes, however, things can go wrong. Toppings can be haphazardly spread across the surface. Crusts can be stale and tasteless. Police in Miami say a pizza thief had major second thoughts after procuring a pie from a passerby via force. Investigators say they received a report of a theft over the weekend at an apartment complex.

Per the police report, a man was bringing a pizza to his friend who lived on the second floor of the community. As the victim walked toward his friend's door, he says he noticed a man sleeping in the stairwell. The victim said the man mumbled something to him but he couldn't understand him. As the victim walked back down the steps, he said the suspect grabbed a broomstick handle and threatened him with it, saying he wanted his pizza. Investigators say the man also lifted his waistband to display a knife. The victim gave the man his pizza and fled the scene. Police say the suspect then grabbed the pizza, took a bit out of it and then threw it to the ground. Police were called and responded. When they arrived on the scene, they found 29-year-old Markevius Xzavier Jackson and attempted to question him. Jackson attempted to run away, but he was apprehended and arrested. Jackson is being held without bond. Source: Local10.com

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Ozzy Rules!

Black Sabbath released their second album, Paranoid, in America on September 18, 1970. A bit tighter than their self-titled debut, which came out earlier in the year, Paranoid's title track became their biggest radio hit in America. The album also had "Luke's Wall/War Pigs" and "Iron Man," But the 41-minute album didn't waste a second: it's a perfect album.

In fact, seven of the eight songs made our list that we put together. Here, we decided to stick with songs from the Ozzy eras of the band: 1970's debut album (and the "Evil Woman" single) through 1978's Never Say Die! and also 2013's 13. Yes, we know that they put out two new songs in the '90s, but those didn't come close to making this list. Like Paranoid, this list doesn't waste a moment. The roots of every metal band can be found in these thirty songs.

And yes, Black Sabbath did some incredible stuff with Ozzy's replacement, the late, great Ronnie James Dio. That's probably a list for another day. And yes, both RJD and drummer Vinny Appice should have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with the founding four members: Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward.

Speaking of the Rock Hall, you should go back and watch Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield's speeches inducting the band. Hetfield's speech is particularly great. The Metallica frontman said Sabbath helped a "shy boy" find "his own loud voice.

"Those monstrous riffs lived inside him and spoke the feelings he could never put into words," Hetfield said. " ... They helped crack the shell he was stuck in." (He also said scaring his mom and sister was "an extra bonus.")

Without further ado, here's our list of Black Sabbath's 30 best songs from the Ozzy era.

He took a bite and threw it to the ground...