A TikTok’er has been racking up the hits with a video explaining why male statues from ancient Greece have small packages.  Back then, a man with a small unit was considered dignified, while the huge dudes were seen as foolish or barbaric.

 

Speaking of small packages…

Chuck the Freak's Top 5 Dream Guitars!

  • Martin Persner Gibson Rd Black and Tan Sunburst

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BngzfetnM5-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    One of the original nameless ghouls in ghost. Still plays this guitar in his original band Magna Carta Cartel.

  • David Gilmore Fender “Black Strat”

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BZqv5abDmuT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    The man who plays the solos with the most feeling ever. Iconic all black Fender Stratocaster.

  • Slash Goldtop Gibson Les Paul

    No one. And I mean no one looks cooler playing guitar than Slash. Goldtop was perfection and Gibson guitars owes a lot to slash for revitalizing the brand.

  • The Edge Gibson 1976 Explorer

    The guitar that has been there from the start of U2. It’s even survived a broken neck repair. Gave the Edge a distinctive look and sound from the start.

  • Jimmy Page “Number One” 1959 Gibson Les Paul

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BezFetGFtXf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    Jimmy Page purchased this from Joe Walsh. It was used in every Led Zeppelin live show and on ever record they made. Priceless.