Florida Man Arrested IN Porta Potty

I once came across a Porta-Potty at a local junkyard. It was a hot, oppressive day in August, but I had to go...badly...NUMBER TWO.

As I approached the enclosure, I couldn't help but notice the buzzing wasps and the staggering aroma surrounding the non-ventilated plastic box. Reaching forward slowly and apprehensively, I managed to pry open the rusty door a few inches.

What I saw there has never left me. I'm pretty sure I qualify for PTSD treatment from the federal government now.

I quickly went next door to another business, feigned interest in their products for a moment, then politely asked if they had a restroom. As a gesture of thankfulness, I bought several items from the store after I returned from el bano.

While my situation worked out, the looming specter of being stuck in a Porta-Potty is among the worst situations in which you could ever find yourself. The intense heat and humidity of Florida tends to make a visit to a portable toilet downright hellish, so much so that we are more willing to do just about anything than do in one of those damned things.

According to Sports Grind, Florida man lived through a crap-room nightmare recently, after he became stuck in a portable loo.

The good news is, police were able to get the man out. The bad news is, he was busted for drug possession during a subsequent investigation.

[Source: SportsGrindEntertainment.com]

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