Florida Man Batters Woman With Ramen Noodles
If the Florida man wants to attack, he’ll grab anything close by, and this time, he battered a woman with ramen noodles.
Yes, The Free Press reports that 21 year-old Brandon Smith of Fort Pierce threw a pot of ramen noodles at a woman after an argument about a dog.
Police say Smith was trying to put his dog on the bed, and when the women told him not to, he picked up the pot of ramen noodles off the stove and threw the noodles at her (ouch!). When she tried to get away, he hit her multiple times with the pot.
Now Smith, not wanted to admit to what really happened, told police that the woman got out of bed, was chasing the dog and she “fell” on the pot of noodles on the stove. Hmmm…
Needless to say, Smith was arrested and faces charges of domestic battery.
Oh Florida man, what a waste of some perfectly good ramen noodles.
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