Dude Hospitalized After “Champagne & Viagra-Fueled Sex Marathon”
Isabella Woolf and Rob Andrews had some big plans for their third anniversary. After renting a country cabin, they loaded up on “sex toys, bondage gear, and booze,” and planned to let the good times roll.
Rob was dealing with some performance anxiety, so he brought along a few little blue pills to help him stay in shape. The Viagra “worked like a treat,” and they downed three bottles of champagne and the sex marathon began. At some point Isabella hopped atop the love train and started going to town. That’s when they heard a “crack” and then “saw lots of blood.”
They broke Rob’s dong! It was fractured and they had to take an ambulance ride to the hospital. Rob will make a full recovery and they say they’ll have a funny story to tell the grand kids.
