Bomb Squad Rushes to Hospital After Patient Arrives with Bomb in his Butt
Some guy showed up to an E.R. in England with a huge anti-tank artillery shell from World War II stuck up his NO-GO HOLE.
He claimed it was an accident. He said he found it while cleaning junk out of his house, put it on the floor and fell on it butt-first. It was identified as a World War II shell that was fired from anti-tank guns.
They got the missile removed and the bomb squad rushed to the hospital cause they feared that it could detonate. Upon arrival the bomb squad determined that there was no risk of explosion, it was basically just a large lump of pointy metal. The biggest risk would have been the missile pierced his gut.