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What can go wrong for a Florida man who has an epic party of one with Captain Morgan and a sword? A lot.

Police were called to the home of 36 year-old Scott Brandon Taylor yesterday just after 2am and when they arrived, found a fire in the middle of the road, and Taylor sitting on his porch with a sword in one hand, a bottle of Captain in the other, and a knife in his waistband.

According to the Free Press, when asked about the fire in the road, the man had no recollection of setting it or why it was there. The fire was extinguished and Taylor was arrested and taken to the Titusville Police Department. That’s when you’d think the story stops, but not for this Florida man.

While in custody, the man tampered with the sprinkler system in his cell, flooding his room and the surrounding area. After that was cleaned up, Taylor was then transported to another jail and faces a long list of both misdemeanor and felony charges.


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Marija was born and raised in Illinois, but moved to Florida in 2018 with a stop in between in the coldest place on the planet, Fargo, ND. She loves dogs, kayaking, concerts, day drinking and is always planning her next vacation. Follow her on IG @marija127 and TikTok @marijakrock