Stan and Haney

Afternoons 2pm-6pm

And I always thought the whole old man with the ‘get off my lawn’ thing was just a silly old joke. Well, this Florida Man proved us wrong.

90-year-old Thomas Conrad of Sorrento, Fl, got all upset after he thought his neighbor’s gardener was stepping over his property line. So he decided to harass the gardener.

46-year-old neighbor Jack Henson came outside to ease the tensions. That’s when Conrad threatened to punch Henson.

Henson told him to go ahead because he would just call the police. So Conrad did just that and punched him in the face twice.

Conrad is facing charges of misdemeanor battery and tacked on a charge for resisting arrest.


Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He is also a music producer and audio engineer. He was born in Sioux City, Ia, but has lived down in Southwest Florida since a young age.