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So, a Port Charlotte resident was just minding his own business when he returned to his home on Cambridge Drive from a doctor’s appointment. He noticed clothing scattered around his lanai, and then, observed a naked woman swimming in his pool. Charlotte County Deputies responded to the call of:  Port Charlotte Skinny Dipping

According to Local 10, the deputies asked the woman several times to get out of the water and get dressed. She became hostile and resisted and refused to identify herself.  At the Charlotte County Jail, previous mug shots (get out, right? she’s been arrested before!) identified her as 42-year-old Heather A. Kennedy.

The part of the story we don’t have, however, is what happened while the resident waited for the police to arrive and arrest her. Did he hide inside? Make small talk?

Regardless, I think the homeowner should go ahead and shock the pool after this ordeal. As much chlorine as you got.

Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He's a sucker for gelato and watching Hulu shows. When he's not working, he's probably exercising excessively, reading endless books, or taking long walks on the dog beach by himself. Because why not?