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Stan and Haney

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This 18-year-old was in for the shock of his life when he accidentally went into the wrong house.

A woman arrived home in East Naples to find a man in her bathroom. He immediately hid in the Bathtub.

Alan Osorio-Martinez of Naples apparently thought that he was at his girlfriend’s house.

The teen had text messages on his phone from his girlfriend telling him to come over, but this poor kid must be horrible with directions.

The texts from the girlfriend said she left the door open, and coincidentally the home he entered also had an open door.

Deputies determined he wasn’t there to burglarize anything, but he was still arrested for trespassing.



Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He's a sucker for gelato and watching Hulu shows. When he's not working, he's probably exercising excessively, reading endless books, or taking long walks on the dog beach by himself. Because why not?