Florida Man Hides Cocaine In His Butt While A Cop Watches
48-year-old man, Marti Martinez, put on quite the show for officers during his DUI arrest on Monday morning.
He was asleep behind the wheel of his pickup truck.
Police approached the vehicle and asked him to step out for them. He complied but forgot to put the car in park and it started to roll forward. He managed to complete the very difficult task of putting his car into park and spoke to officers.
He was covered in a white powdery substance, reeked of booze, watery bloodshot eyes, and was slurring his words.
At that point, it was apparent that he was inebriated and couldn’t drive, so the cops offered him a lift to a nice warm bed.
Once inside the patrol car, Martinez realized he had a couple of bags of cocaine on him.
The deputy was finishing up paperwork when he noticed Martinez putting those baggies up the ole poop-chute.
He’s facing chargesĀ for DUI and possession of cocaine.