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Stan and Haney

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Dylan Jones, 19, was arrested in Melbourne, Fl, following a very strange and very scary sequence of events.

Police responded to reports of a suspicious man knocking on doors of an apartment complex. Jones reportedly had two knives, one in each hand, and broke into someone’s apartment.

A neighbor called 911 when he saw the shirtless, knife-wielding man. Jones told the neighbor to hang up the phone and charged at him with the knives.

When officers arrived and tried to detain Jones, he yelled, “I am a world-famous wrestler,” and, “I know how to fight.”

It turns out that the officers have their own version of the Stone Cold Stunner. They call it a taser. He was tased in the back and is now facing burglary and assault charges.

I guess you can say he’s down for the count now.


Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He is also a music producer and audio engineer. He was born in Sioux City, Ia, but has lived down in Southwest Florida since a young age.