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Dylan Jones, 19, was arrested in Melbourne, Fl, following a very strange and very scary sequence of events.

Police responded to reports of a suspicious man knocking on doors of an apartment complex. Jones reportedly had two knives, one in each hand, and broke into someone’s apartment.

A neighbor called 911 when he saw the shirtless, knife-wielding man. Jones told the neighbor to hang up the phone and charged at him with the knives.

When officers arrived and tried to detain Jones, he yelled, “I am a world-famous wrestler,” and, “I know how to fight.”

It turns out that the officers have their own version of the Stone Cold Stunner. They call it a taser. He was tased in the back and is now facing burglary and assault charges.

I guess you can say he’s down for the count now.


Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He's a sucker for gelato and watching Hulu shows. When he's not working, he's probably exercising excessively, reading endless books, or taking long walks on the dog beach by himself. Because why not?