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A Titusville woman was spotted weaving in and out of traffic going 72 MPH in 35 MPH zone. Her reasoning for this was that she was trying to get her infant that she left at the grocery store.

She proceeded to drive through the Publix parking lot and disregarded stop signs and pedestrians. She pulled up to the main entrance and got out of her car yelling, “Where’s my baby?”

A police officer put her in custody and reportedly, she reeked of alcohol and continued asking for the whereabouts of her child.

Eventually, she realized that her baby was not at the Publix, instead, the child was left at home.

She failed a sobriety test and a syringe with fentanyl was found in her wallet.


Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He's a sucker for gelato and watching Hulu shows. When he's not working, he's probably exercising excessively, reading endless books, or taking long walks on the dog beach by himself. Because why not?