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Masturbating at Walmart?

A man who was arrested for jerking off in the parking area of a Florida Walmart told police he did it because he missed his girlfriend.

The foul occurrence happened Wednesday in Vero Beach, according to police reports.

Cops were called after a customer saw the suspect performing self-pleasure inside parked outside the store.

As per the insider, 26-year-old Kyle Weiss had the driver’s side window down, and was masturbating in broad daylight.

“I noticed that he had an obvious erection protruding in his shorts,” a cop noted in the report.

Weiss at first told police he was at Walmart in light of the fact that he is a Uber eats driver, yet stifled under additional questioning.

He eventually confessed he was performing a sex act on himself because “he is lonely as his ex-girlfriend is in Colorado,” the police report states.

He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs and later released on a $1,000 bond.


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