This is what happens when you stand on a police car yelling
Cristhian La Place Torres has gained a modest rep for himself with his “Jackass”-like videos on Instagram. The cops in Miami, however, weren’t the least bit entertained when he shot video of himself jumping on a cruiser, stomping up and down, while yelling, “I am the bitch beast,” while he flexed his muscles.
The police were able to track him down after seeing the vid on his page withing hours, and book him for felony criminal mischief.