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SCHOENEFELD, GERMANY - JUNE 01: Ed Force One, the Boeing 747 passenger plane of British heavy metal rockers Iron Maiden, prepares for takeoff while piloted by band singer Bruce Dickinson at the ILA 2016 Berlin Air Show on June 1, 2016 in Schoenefeld, Germany. Iron Maiden played the night before in Berlin and were on their way to their next performance in Geneva. The ILA 2016 will be open to visitors from June 1-4. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

A.I. is starting to take over a lot of aspects of our lives. Especially when it comes to manufacturing, logistics, even in our military. But who would have thought that we would be having robots writing music for us. Well that’s what Funk Turkey has been up to.

Funk Turkey is a stage name for comedy/ parody writer Kirt Connor. He puts a certain band’s collection of lyrics into an A.I. bot that then spits out lyrics for a new song and this time, he decided to take on Iron Maiden. He has done A.I. version of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Nickelback, and more.

Take a listen.

A.I. Maiden - I made a bot write Iron Maiden lyrics

Using to scrape the Genius Lyrics Database, I made a Markov Chain write Iron Maiden lyrics. This is the end result- "Power Gravy". All music/vocal...


Junior is the producer of the Stan and Haney show. He's a sucker for gelato and watching Hulu shows. When he's not working, he's probably exercising excessively, reading endless books, or taking long walks on the dog beach by himself. Because why not?