Smart toilet takes pictures of your b-hole…for science!
Researchers at Stanford have devised a toilet that will take pictures of your backside, send them to the cloud, and analyze them for the purposes of public health!
The toilet comes equipped with four cameras: the stool camera, anus camera, and two cameras for urine flow. These combined will allow the toilet to analyze users’ urine and stool. Don’t worry though, your butthole pictures will be kept safe. After upload to the cloud all photos of users’ anuses will be “encrypted by a hash function and stored on a secured device.” YEAH SCIENCE!!!
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