For tonight’s Douche of the Day, yet again we don’t have to travel far. Tonight we go up to Land O’ Lakes, where I’ll introduce you to 48-year old Byron Christianoudis.
Byron was arrested last week after he and his 70-year-old roommate got into a fight.
Byron told his roommate that he was going to take a shower. When Byron’s roommate objected because Byron “takes too many shower,” Byron went nuts.
Byron put his 70-year-old roommate in a headlock and scratched his face so severely, it left lacerations.
The suspect confessed to putting his roommate in a headlock, but claimed he only did so because he felt threatened.
Deputies arrested the 48-year-old man for battery on a person over 65.