For today’s Douche of the Day we travel to Pennsylvania, where I’ll introduce you to 55th year old Georgia Zowacki.
Georgia was charged with aggravated assault, making terroristic threats and other counts after she allegedly attacked her boyfriend with a box cutter because no one got her a card, cake or gift on her 55th birthday.
Authorities say Georgia had been drinking vodka throughout the day, as she should. It’s her birthday. Get yer drank on gurl.
Her boyfriend took her out to dinner that night (probably a fine dining establishment, like Cheddars) but Georgia attacked him when they returned home, putting a box cutter near his throat and threatening to kill him.
She then allegedly slashed his arm with the weapon, causing minor injuries.