For tonight’s Weird Weiner News we travel to Melbourne, Australia!
Three mysterious penis designs have appeared on sports parks in Melbourne, Australia.
Google Earth currently displays the penis designs on three parks in Preston and Thornbury, near Northland Shopping Centre, each with more than one attempt, of diverse sizes.
View the penises here.
Melbourne’s mayor says the designs will require a “complex, costly and time-consuming” repair process, saying “the Darebin Council condemns this type of irresponsible vandalism on our parks and sports grounds. It is not a cheap joke – fixing the affected ovals is complex, costly and time-consuming. Council is taking action to remove the graffiti, but it can take months for the grass to recover, during which time our community are left using substandard grounds which can be a safety hazard.”