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An $87,000 porn stash!

Leave the MILF porn, ma!

An unidentified Michigan man is suing his parents for....throwing out his $87,000.00 porn collection.

What was worth $87,000? Over 400 VHS tapes, more than 1,600 DVDs (including multiple copies of some titles), 160-plus CDs, and 70 sex toys.

In the list included in the lawsuit, the man alleges the items lost are valued at more than $28,000. He is suing for $87,000 because the itemsĀ  would cost a little over $40,000 to replace, plus damages.

The man was "kicked out" of his parent's house after a domestic incident, leaving his dildonic devices unguarded.

He indicated that he was told his parents destroyed his belongings and that all of the items "were all to do with pornographic material."