The Cops Are Looking for a Guy With a Footlong In His Pants?!?
A guy shoplifted a footlong sandwich from a gas station in Florida a few weeks ago by shoving it down his pants. The cops just released his picture on Facebook for help finding the guy . . . and couldn’t resist making the obvious jokes.
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