It's a rough world out there if you're trying to score some of that high-grade crystal.
Sometimes it can be hard to tell the good meth from the bad meth, and that's why Douglas Kelly of Hawthorne, Florida thought it would be a good idea to have his stuff tested.
Why spend money on a drug-testing kit when the cops probably have lots of extra ones laying around, right?
That was Kelly's master plan anyway, but at least he was smart enough to call his local sheriff's office ahead of time, and ask if they would help him out.
The officers told him that they would actually do it for free, and they were even kind enough to throw him a little surprise party when he arrived, complete with the gift of up to 5 years in a state prison.
**This article was written By Logan Cute
