If only real life came with a toolbar.
YOU’RE POWERLESS ON THE WEEKEND, ALARM.
You’re constantly being told to tone it down.
Just be yourself, bloody mary.
Screw a computer mouse, get a weasel.
Go ahead and play with your food.
The Times cites a 7 percent drop in the sale of thongs over the past year, compared to a 17 percent increase in sales of full-bottomed underwear.
Home alone = no pants.